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Too old for her; too big for her. If you can't have the dress hemmed and you're trailing a foot of fabric because you're not model-tall, don't wear the dress. And when we say "too old" for her, we don't necessarily mean in the Helen Mirren sense; more like the Kate Winslet sense. It' s a beautiful dress and we love the back, but it's just not the dress for her.


Nice color, but she really needed a couple showier pieces of jewelry. And maybe a blowout on the hair.


Awful. Like a highly flammable slipcover visiting us from the year 1972. And what's with the hair? Is she hiding a bomb in there?

We're sick of this shit. There are women in gowns attending the same event. A bare minimum of effort is required, even if (and we know this will be a shock to you, Derek), even if you have a penis! Yes! It's true! People with Y chromosomes are not actually too cool to dress appropriately!

Grow up.


Enh. Sick of this dress. Not sure if the color works for her either.


Kind of boxy and unflattering. And we don't think the dark lip/white dress/nude shoe combo works at all.


This is kind of cute. We don't expect formal dress from anyone at a movie premiere. A happy medium between "Oscars" and "Nickelodeon Awards" will suffice. If the guys dressed in the male version of this outfit (which means no jeans, sneakers, or t-shirts), we'd have nothing to complain about.



It's not bad, but the modified skirt looks, well, modified.


You're an asshole.

Sorry, but we're holding the line on this one. Someone has to hold the male celebs responsible and we're just the bitches to do it. Or do you like having one set of criteria for women and another (far easier) set for men? We didn't think so.


Aw, the suit's a wrinkled mess, but he looks kind of adorable here. Love the frames.


Lorenzo likes this for its simplicity; Tom thinks the hair and the belt are mistakes.


We're not even going to complain about your hem. We just want to thank you for not showing up like you're stopping by between bong hits.


You are SUCH an asshole.


[Photo Credit: getty, wireimahe, elle.com]


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