MBELDOG BLOG

Last week she attended the L.A. premiere of this film in a dress that the T Lo commentariat decried as too slutty by half with her side boobs popping out all over the place and waving themselves in people's faces. Kittens, it was just awful. Clearly, she read the bitchery emanating from the T Lo comments section and said "Those rotten BITCHES. I'll show them. I'll wear a dress so sugary sweet and virginal you'll get a cavity AND a hymen just by looking at it! Assholes." And thus it came to pass. Do you see what you've done, darlings?

Actually, it's a really cute dress. We love the eyelet details. The shape reminds us of something Marcia Brady might have worn in between getting hit in the face with footballs and trying to seduce her step-brother. We like the black tights but we think she missed an opportunity to wear a pair in an interesting color or with a pattern. The dress is such a blank slate, she had a chance to have a little fun with the accessories. Still, we can't complain - Oh, wait. We just did. Well, here's another: the hair's a bit limp. Anyway, yes we CAN complain, but overall, we think she looks cute here. IN.